Friday, February 8, 2008

Top Ten Signs John McCain is Getting Too Cocky

(From the David Letterman Show, of course...)

10. Canceled tomorrow's campaign appearances so he doesn't miss "Lost"

9. Spent the afternoon roughing up Romney supporters

8. Last night, he blew half campaign war chest playing internet poker

7. Already working on his 2012 re-election strategy

6. Plans to campaign for the next three days in "Vodkachusetts"

5. Recently told voter "Keep that ugly ass baby away from me"

4. Now refers to Mike Huckabee as "Mike Suckabee"

3. Has started yelling, "Bingo!" when he doesn't even have bingo (come on, folks, he's old!)

2. Renamed his campaign bus the "Bite Me Express"

1. Went to Mexico with Jessica Simpson

4 comments:

DigiHairshirt said...

Kit,

Hee, hee, hee! I especially like the comment about the baby!

Too funny!

Adrienne said...

yes.....the baby one - ROFLMAO

ArchAngel's Advocate said...

You've been tagged

gemoftheocean said...

I'll help make up the troika. The "baby" one was the winner! [Closely followed by the "Bite me express"]