Saturday, March 21, 2009

So it's come to this...

...I'm spamming my own blog here with a forwarded email but it's the best I've seen in awhile:

New Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream

In honor of the 44th President of the United StatesBaskin-Robbins Ice Cream has issued a new flavor, Barocky Road.


Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, and is surrounded by nuts and flakes. The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient. The nuts and flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow.

The cost is $100 per scoop. When purchased it will be presented to you in a large, beautiful cone, but then the ice cream is taken away and given to the person in line behind you.

Thus you are left with an empty wallet, no change, holding an empty cone, with no hope of getting any ice cream.

(LMAO!!!)

5 comments:

Dr. K said...
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Packrat said...

Too funny! And sadly true.

Kit said...

Dr. K....tee hee!

Angela M. said...

I LOVE it!

LarryD said...

LMAO 2!