Saturday, November 22, 2008

Ahh Ahh Ahh...!

1. VON! That's VON Cheerleader who vants to see the T[v]ilight movie this veekend, but can't! [Ahh ahh ahh...!]
2. TWO! That's TWO dedicated parents who vill be driving her to Rochester to freeze their bahookies off vatching her cheer at an outdoor football playoff game in Rochester tomorrow.
3. THREE! There's THREE inches of snow predicted to fall in Rochester tomorrow!
4. FOUR! That's FOUR hours of driving for the TWO dedicated parents tomorrow to get the VON Cheerleader to the game in THREE inches of snow! [Ahh Ahh Ahh....!]
5. FIFTH! That's VON FIFTH of R-r-r-rumpleminze! That's vhat Kit vill have tucked in her parka tomorrow to be dumped into the hot chocolate during the game!
(Thank you to Fr. Erik and his Vampire posts for the inspiration...)


The Digital Hairshirt said...

Hot chocolate and peppermint schnapps . . . delightful! It's like drinking a Thin Mint to warm your soul.

Vincenzo said...

"Hot chocolate and peppermint schnapps . ."
I want some!

Philangelus said...

LOL! You're very dedicated to freeze your bahookie off for her. I'd be like, "I love you, kid, but I'm sorry."

Kasia said...

I think Two, Three and Four should be sufficient to demonstrate to the Cheerleader that One is for the best... :-)

I have to admit, I saw a preview last night for it and was totally unimpressed. Angel it's not...

LarryD said...

Hot chocolate and Butterscotch Schnappes works for me!

ignorant redneck said...

Mmmmmmmmm--frozen bahookies and papermint schnaps!