Saturday, November 22, 2008

Ahh Ahh Ahh...!


1. VON! That's VON Cheerleader who vants to see the T[v]ilight movie this veekend, but can't! [Ahh ahh ahh...!]
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2. TWO! That's TWO dedicated parents who vill be driving her to Rochester to freeze their bahookies off vatching her cheer at an outdoor football playoff game in Rochester tomorrow.
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3. THREE! There's THREE inches of snow predicted to fall in Rochester tomorrow!
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4. FOUR! That's FOUR hours of driving for the TWO dedicated parents tomorrow to get the VON Cheerleader to the game in THREE inches of snow! [Ahh Ahh Ahh....!]
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5. FIFTH! That's VON FIFTH of R-r-r-rumpleminze! That's vhat Kit vill have tucked in her parka tomorrow to be dumped into the hot chocolate during the game!
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AHH AHH AHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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(Thank you to Fr. Erik and his Vampire posts for the inspiration...)

6 comments:

The Digital Hairshirt said...

Hot chocolate and peppermint schnapps . . . delightful! It's like drinking a Thin Mint to warm your soul.

Vincenzo said...

"Hot chocolate and peppermint schnapps . ."
I want some!

Philangelus said...

LOL! You're very dedicated to freeze your bahookie off for her. I'd be like, "I love you, kid, but I'm sorry."

Kasia said...

I think Two, Three and Four should be sufficient to demonstrate to the Cheerleader that One is for the best... :-)

I have to admit, I saw a preview last night for it and was totally unimpressed. Angel it's not...

LarryD said...

Hot chocolate and Butterscotch Schnappes works for me!

ignorant redneck said...

Mmmmmmmmm--frozen bahookies and papermint schnaps!